Monday, April 30, 2007

Why didn't I think of this?


SCHAGEN, Netherlands (AP) - The massive central door in the side of Noah's Ark was thrown open Saturday -- you could say it was the first time in 4,000 years -- drawing a crowd of curious pilgrims and townsfolk to behold the wonder.
Of course, it's only a replica of the biblical Ark, built by Dutch creationist Johan Huibers as a testament to his faith in the literal truth of the Bible.
Reckoning by the old biblical measurements, Johan's fully functional ark is 150 cubits long, 30 cubits high and 20 cubits wide. That's two-thirds the length of a football field and as high as a three-story house.
Life-size models of giraffes, elephants, lions, crocodiles, zebras, bison and other animals greet visitors as they arrive in the main hold.
"The design is by my wife, Bianca," Huibers said. "She didn't really want me to do this at all, but she said if you're going to anyway, it should look like this."
A contractor by trade, Huibers built the ark of cedar and pine -- biblical scholars debate exactly what the wood used by Noah would have been.
Huibers did the work mostly with his own hands, using modern tools and occasional help from his son Roy. Construction began in May 2005.
On the uncovered top deck -- not quite ready in time for the opening -- will come a petting zoo, with baby lambs and chickens, and goats. And one camel.
Visitors on the first day were stunned.
"It's past comprehension," said Mary Louise Starosciak, who happened to be bicycling by with her husband while on vacation when they saw the ark looming over the local landscape.
"I knew the story of Noah, but I had no idea the boat would have been so big."
In fact, Noah's Ark as described in the Bible was five times larger than Johan's Ark.
But that still leaves enough space near the keel for a 50-seat film theater, where kids can watch the segment of the Disney film "Fantasia" that tells the story of Noah.
Another exhibit shows water cascading down on a model of the ark. Exhibits on the third level show ancient tools and old-fashioned barrels, exotic stuffed animals, and a wax model of an exhausted Noah reclining on a bed in the forecastle.
Genesis says Noah kept seven pairs of most domesticated animals and one breeding pair of all other creatures, plus his wife, three sons and three daughters-in-law together on the boat for almost a year while the world was deluged.
Perhaps it was only logical that the replica project would be the brainchild of a Dutchman: Fear of flooding is ingrained in the country's collective consciousness by its water-drenched history.
Lois Poppema, visiting from California, said she thought the Netherlands was exactly the right place for an ark.
"Just a few weeks ago we saw Al Gore on television ... saying that all Holland will be flooded" by rising sea levels, she said.
"I don't think the man who made this ever expected that global warming will become (such an important) issue -- and suddenly having the ark would be meaningful in the middle of Holland."
Under sunny skies Saturday, Huibers said he wasn't worried about another biblical flood, since according to Genesis, the rainbow is the sign of God's promise never to flood the world again. But he does worry that recent events such as the flooding of New Orleans could be seen as a portent of the end of time.
Huibers said he hopes the project will renew interest in Christianity in the Netherlands, where churchgoing has fallen dramatically in the past 50 years. He also plans to visit major cities in Belgium and Germany.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Something to look for

I had the distinct pleasure this morning of talking with Master Sgt. Thomas Hastings – a Brighton resident serving our country as a member of the Colorado National Guard currently deployed in Iraq. I have to tell you I was a little hesistant about being part of an Army-organized interview – fearing that it would be a rah-rah story with little substance and a lot of stuff that couldn't be talked about but kudos to the Army and Master Sgt. Hastings. Hastings has been in harm way's over there- one of a group of soldiers from his unit to be awarded honors after their convoy was targeted by a IED. It was a wonderful interview and I hope you'll read it in next week's Brighton Standard Blade.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Sunshine

Morning, blog readers, what shall we talk about today? Carrie McCandless? School threats? Rosie leaving The View? No, no, how about this gem – everybody silently read and then we'll discuss.
Car thief nabbed by DNA from half-eaten pastry
EASTPOINTE, Mich. (AP) - Norman O. Wheeler probably wishes he had finished that cinnamon bun. DNA evidence from the partly eaten pastry led to Wheeler's arrest in a 2004 car theft.
The 40-year-old Detroit resident already was serving time for another auto theft when authorities made the DNA match. Wheeler pleaded guilty earlier this month, and he now faces sentencing May 22.
Eastpointe Officer Ed Lulko was investigating the car-theft report when a witness described seeing a man arrive in one car and then break out the windows of the other car and steal it, according to police in the Detroit suburb.
"Officer Lulko found the partially eaten pastry in the car and sent it to the Michigan State Police crime laboratory with hopes that the DNA left on the roll could lead to the identity of the perpetrator," Detective Eric Keiser told The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens. As a convict, Wheeler's DNA was on file, leading to the match and arrest.

Yes, kids, when Mother told you to always eat all the food on your plate, she had your future criminal interests at heart!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Ready to rumble

Hey kids, the MetroWest Web site is back up – www.metrowestfyi.com – with lots of good stuff. Hurry back!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Moving on

Yikes, is anyone else glad last week is finally behind us. I'm talking TGTTWAIO (Thank God The Third Week of April Is Over.) Virginia Tech tragedy, Oklahoma and Columbine Anniversaries, disgrunted NASA employees (someone stole his love triangle/kidnapping scheme) and Blue Angels crashing. Can we get Congress to just officially eliminate that week. I can do with a 358 day year, how about you?

Friday, April 20, 2007

Worried

Just a short Friday post, does anyone else find it alarming you can't find gas at a lot of places after a certain time of night? Scary!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Walk, don't roll

There are a lot of things to be worried about in this society – the events of this week prove that enough. But, if there is one thing that scares the heck out of me – it these kids with these darn roller shoes. Maybe, you've seen them. I usually encounter them in the grocery store – they're walking towards me, oh no, suddenly they're rolling toward me like some demented circus performer on a unicycle. It's almost like something out of a zombie movie. Is this how pathetic we've become – that kids are bored with just walking or running – so we have to give them another option? A tiny pet peeve but still a gripe. You'll never catch me in a pair!