Let's not make too much out of the Colorado woman who was rescued from a cliff in the German Alps by creatively waving her sports bra from a stick. Smart, yes. The best thing to happen to sports bras since Brandi Chastain? Maybe not. Let us remember, this woman was rescued by a group of lumberjacks. I assume the conversation went something like this.
Jurgen: Schauen Sie auf ihre Busen
Wolter: Es ist ein guter Tag, um ein Holzfäller mein Freund zu sein.
Jurgen: Ja.
I'm glad she is safe. I doubt waving my boxers would attract nearly as much sympathy. It never did when the school bully sent them up the flag pole.
