Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Here we are


This is an official milestone. It's a little after 4 p.m., we almost didn't make it today but, here we are, Blog Post #100. I'll use it selfishly to complain about the crappy service I get at major electronics stores. I won't mention any in particular (Best Buy, Circuit City). I was looking to buy a portable DVD player this past rainy Friday night when I approached a so-called employee of one of these stores. He saw me coming and literally turned round and quickly walked away toward an employee breakroom. Unbelievable! How do you people stay in business? Beside the flashy logo and fancy commercials. Special attention to the picture above – no idea what those two are so happy about!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Justice waits for no one

Missed a court hearing I needed to cover this morning. Partly, my fault. I need to know better than show up at 8:20 a.m. for an 8:30 hearing time. But, I would have been there in plenty of time if not for the sea of humanity stretched two miles back waiting to get into the Adams County Courthouse. Arrrggggh! I assume these massive Monday morning lines have something to do with potential jurors or maybe more people are getting in touch with their bad sides. The irony? The Colorado Judicial Branch had employees outside the courthouse this morning asking folks to take a survey – querying them about their experience. "You be the judge" was their catchy slogan: "What can we do better?" As I was leaving the courthouse, thoroughly annoyed, I declined to do the survey. If you can't say anything nice, well, you know the rest!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Oh, sweet day of days


I always look forward to the month of August. It's when I get the chance to indulge one of my remaining childish vices (besides Lucky Charms). We are less than a month away from the release of Madden 08 – the wildly popular football video game that has left me addicted for nearly two decades. I've already reserved my copy and I've managed to wrangle a whole day of game playing. No easy task with a small daughter and a wife who rather I'd engage in more productive activities or at least stop playing video games like I'm 10. Nevertheless, I'm excited and the countdown is on: 20 days – yea! And no, ha, ha, there will be no dogfighting mode in this year's version or clubbing with PacMan Jones.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Open Forum


Open forum Wednesday! We'll try to make this a regular feature since we have ended reader comments on our Web site. Maybe you want to chat about David Mundy's sentence or the letter writer upset about the new Brighton unmarked police car. It's all yours, kids.

Allegations of cheating dampen Bike to Work day


Denver – Allegations of cheating have cast a pall over
last month's local Bike to Work Day celebration and brought renewed
calls for more stringent testing policies.
An estimated 23,00 bicylists hopped on their bikes for the June 27 event that encourages residents to pedal instead of using the gas pedal. But the goodwill of that day has now been steamrolled by apeloton of accusations.
"It's a shame," said Bike to Work participant Felix Taveras. "You're trying to do something positive and people ruin it."
Speculation about the overall integrity of the event began shortly after Denver lawyer Steven Goldsmith, who lives in the Cherry Hills area, made it to the office of his downtown Denver law firm in a stunning 15 minutes. Goldsmith later tested positive for a banned blood transfusion.
That was followed by a July 4 revelation that Kristi Nedke, a 16th Street Mall coffee barista, rode her bike partly to work from her apartment near Santa Fe Drive and Lowell Boulevard. A fellow biker stepped forward and alleged that he saw Nedke load her bike onto the front of an RTD bus at Speer Boulevard, near the Pepsi Center, and ride the remainder of her way to work.
"I was aghast," said Nick Taylor, who came forward with the allegation. He said he has grainy footage of Nedke stepping into the bus.
When reached for comment, Nedke angrily denied that she cheated and asked if there was any interest in her store's new compliation CD that includes previously unreleased work by Norah Jones as well as a duet between Elvis Costello and Bonnie Raitt.
The allegations prompted Gov. Bill Ritter, also a Bike to Work participant, to form a task force to examine similar speculation about cheating.
"We must ensure that residents biking to work are clean and not impugning the sanctity of this great day," he said.
Experts say it may be too little too late.
"There have always been questions about the honesty of these events," said University of Denver Social Sciences professor Dave Durbisky. "Obviously, if someone is driving to work 360 days a year, stopping every morning at McDonald's to get a sausage McMuffin and hash browns, then you question their ability to suddenly hop on a bicycle and effortlessy commute to work."
Durbisky said time will tell if the allegations curtail future participation.
"Americans are already fat and lazy," he said. "If we're asking them to participate in a grueling annual excerise where others might be cheating – that's a tough sell."

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Well, I'm not looking


I'm no feminist but this just seems wrong. A guy (it could have only been a guy) has created a lawn service in Memphis where young, nubile women cut your grass in , wait-for-it, bikinis. Now, I like a woman in a bikini as much as the next guy (Oh, hi honey, sure I'll sleep on the couch tonight – thanks for reading) but this seems so wrong. Not only are we having women do a job traditionally equated with men but we're making them do it in swimwear. This would be like some woman starting a business called "Dandy Dan does it all" where men scamper around in a thong – baking casseroles and vaccuming.
"We had a couple of customers sitting in lawn chairs drink beer just enjoying the bikini cut," said the owner of Tiger Time Lawn Service.
I hope they brought plenty of beer because their wife probably changed the locks.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Hi, Uncle Martin


OK, no kidding, NASA has unveiled its astronaut outfits of the future. I wish I was making this stuff up? Apparently, unsatisifed with no visits from exterrestial lifeforms, we are now content to dress up like Martians. Seriously, if this guy drops in my backyard, somebody's getting blasted with the Ray Gun!