Friday, March 9, 2007
Music debate ready to roar
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Men, this is what we've been waiting for

In this dark time of no NFL football, a light at the end of the tunnel comes from a Duke University student. This could be the biggest thing since the remote control.
Raleigh, N.C. - When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle.
So the engineering graduate built himself a contraption to help remind him of campus life: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control.
"I conceived it right after I got out," said Cornwell, a May 2006 graduate from Huntington, N.Y. "I missed the college scene.
It embodies the college spirit that I didn't want to let go of." It took the 22-year-old Cornwell about 150 hours and $400 in parts to modify a mini-fridge common to many college dorm rooms into the beer-tossing machine, which can launch 10 cans of beer from its magazine before needing a reload.
With a click of the remote, fashioned from a car's keyless entry device, a small elevator inside the refrigerator lifts a beer can through a hole and loads it into the fridge's catapult arm. A second click fires the device, tossing the beer up to 20 feet - "far enough to get to the couch," he said.
Is there a foam explosion when the can is opened? Not if the recipient uses "soft hands" to cradle the can when caught, Cornwell said.
In developing his beer catapult, Cornwell said he dented a few walls and came close to accidentally throwing a can through his television. He's since fine-tuned the machine to land a beer where he usually sits at home, on what he called "a right-angle couch system." For now, the machine throws only cans, although Cornwell has thought about making a version that can throw a bottle. The most beer he has run through the machine was at a party, when he launched a couple of 24-can cases.
"I did launch a lot watching the Super Bowl," he said. "My friends are the reason I built it. I told them about the idea and hyped it so much and I had to go through with it." A video featuring the device is a hit on the Internet, where more than 600,000 people have watched it at metacafe.com, earning Cornwell more than $3,000 from the Web site.
Cornwell said he has talked to a brewing company about the machine, but right now only one exists. Asked if he might start building some for sale, he said: "I'm keeping that option open, depending on interest." When Cornwell was a student at Duke he participated in the engineering school's robotic basketball contests, said mechanical engineering Professor Bob Kielb. He said students tried to build a robot that could retrieve a pingpong ball and toss it into a small hoop.
"He always did well in it," Kielb said. "He came up with completely unique ideas."
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Money talks so citizens have to hollar
If residents don't raise a stink now about this now – they don't have a prayer. If they wait until an agreement is on the table they might as well be trying to talk Britney back into rehab – ain't gonna happen. Yes, city goverment is for the people, by the people (Bartender, another round of Yada's) but cities see $ signs. They see a giant race track bringing lots of people to town and lots of moolah! They don't see the giant diesel fumes wafting over Reunion's Big Red Barn – that's the job of the residents. So criticize the anti-NASCAR people all you want, as being premature and over eager to shoot this proposal down. But, for these folks, its speak now or forever hear the roar of engines.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
The view up here
Sometimes it's easier to relate to somebody if you can see where they stand or, in this case, sit. Yes, indeed, this is my desk and where I spend far too much time. A brief tour: To the far left is my Dwight Schrute bobblehead (Watch The Office on NBC – hilarious). He's standing on my alarm clock – I snooze about 2 p.m. – it's right in front of my fancy phone –my key to the world and all the big news. Just to the right of that is my mess of technological stuff that is really cool. It includes my cell phone, a digitial recorder, my video Ipod, two USB cables (one for a camera, one for the iPod). Wait, that's not all, it's all on top of my Mini Mac. You can't miss my larger-than-life computer monitor but on top of it is a bottle of honey (don't ask), a box of tissues and a small trophy statue that when positioned the right way looks very inappropriate. To the right is my calendar – I normally use it to acknowledge that I missed yesterday's appointments. Just below that is a candy dish I swiped from the bosses' office. It's empty now so I'm considering returning it. Above my calendar are some documents that just seemed way to important to bury under the cesspool of other important documents on my desk. Oh yeah, there's some inspirational articles too that I read when I needed to be reminded why I didn't take a job as a computer software engineer. And, since I know you're going to ask, that big hairy blob in the background above my monitor is a scary Halloween mask because you never know when you're going to be called in to do some Dateline undercover work.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Preview
Friday, March 2, 2007
Not so bad after all
Reality Check.
It now all seems pretty trivial as I think of the folks dealing with the aftermath of a swath of killer tornadoes across the Southeast United States yesterday. People dead, families torn aparts, lives shattered. We're pretty lucky here - the weather natural disasters are few and far between and rarely deadly. I'm keeping those people of places like Georgia and Alabama in my thoughts today.