Mayday, mayday

This just in ... I just read online that Amelia Earhart, 70 years later, is still missing. No, no, not the Denver radio traffic reporter – the actual Amelia Earhart. Why, after this long, does this story still captivate us? The mystery of it of course. Still, after all this time, I don't think anyone can actually believe this woman got lost. I think everyone believes she is still on some island drinking Mai-Tais.