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Working on a brief vignette this morning about a rash of burglaries in northern Commerce City. The little pukes took jewelry, money and home electronics including televisions.
I get down a little farther in the press release and the police recommend, to safeguard your home, leaving the television on.
Well, why not? That's going to save your neighborhood burglar a hell of a lot of time if they don't have to search around for the television. Follow the sound, boys! In fact, leave HBO on too, so they have something to watch while they steal all your other stuff.