Did the Mother's Day brunch thing yesterday. Delicious. Just a little plug for Simms Landing in Lakewood – Yummo. Every Mother's Day restaurant outing, I'm baffled by the amount of old, feeble, frail, old people being escorted through restaurants by relatives. Yesterday, I swear this old lady yesterday (Not you Grandma) couldn't even see but was being pushed to the buffet line by a family member. "Left here, Grandma, right here, Grandma, step up, Grandma." These old people can't be eating that much. The conclusion? Pile up two plates of food and it's one less trip to the buffet line. "Hey, grandma, can you get me a damn biscuit?"
Monday, May 14, 2007
Get along, little Grandma's
Did the Mother's Day brunch thing yesterday. Delicious. Just a little plug for Simms Landing in Lakewood – Yummo. Every Mother's Day restaurant outing, I'm baffled by the amount of old, feeble, frail, old people being escorted through restaurants by relatives. Yesterday, I swear this old lady yesterday (Not you Grandma) couldn't even see but was being pushed to the buffet line by a family member. "Left here, Grandma, right here, Grandma, step up, Grandma." These old people can't be eating that much. The conclusion? Pile up two plates of food and it's one less trip to the buffet line. "Hey, grandma, can you get me a damn biscuit?"
