Just as former Prime Minister Tony Blair begins his work to bring peace to the Middle East, it appears Paris Hilton is on the path to other important social work. After hearing bits of her Larry King interview last night, I think she should be appointed as our prison envoy. She was talking about how bad the food was and the horrible humiliation of being strip-searched, guess it's different when it's your boyfriend conducting the strip search on a widely-distributed Internet video. But wouldn't Paris' jail exploits and all the suffering she went through be enough to scare kids straight or at least maybe, rich, spoiled, snotty kids. Good luck in your second life, Paris, you can make a difference.
