Thursday, March 29, 2007
A regret of the job
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Probably the end
"The best people did the best of things. The outcome could have been far more grave. We as a
family know this and appreciate this," they said.
And some part of me can't help but still think the families of many of the Columbine victims could learn something from them. I'm still bitter about the Columbine aftermath. Bitter that emptiness and sickness I felt after that day was slowly replaced by a feeling of apathy and disgust by the families running the media routes, pointing fingers of blame in five different directions all at the same time, polishing off their lawyers business cards – I, I, I. Granted, Columbine incurred a larger loss of life. But a young life is a young life lost, right? And, then
I look at the Keyes family – gracious even in its darkest hour. I keep waiting for them to change – pop up with a lawyer and sue the school district for lax security measures. I'm starting to doubt it. Maybe it's the environment – the close knit community of Bailey versus the manifest destiny of Littleton. I'm not sure. All I know is seven months after Columbine I was numb, ready not to hear another word about it. But, today, my heart still aches for the Keyes family and I don't see an end in sight.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
R.I.P. from the headlines

May I be so pretentious as to say "our long national nightmare is over." After weeks of speculation, we now know how Anna Nicole Smith died. Everybody who had accidental drug overdose in the office pool meet me by the water cooler later to divy up. For those who went with Bush administration/Martian conspiracy – tough break. My first inclination is that someone should really have talked to this family about the dangers of Methadone. Buy, I'm not going to harp on that. I know I'm on borrowed time, you all lost interest in Anna Nicole about 10 years ago. I tend to laugh at the thought of an accidental overdose – it seems to be as likely as accidentally throwing a TV from the third floor window of a college dorm or accidentally getting married. And I can't say I'm not relieved that we have come to a conclusion. A lot of good celebrity news has fallen by the wayside while we dealt with this issue. I bet you totally missed that bald Britney got out of rehab or Angelina Jolie adopted a Tibetan Springer Monkey. I'm kidding about the last one – that's next week, you didn't miss it.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Everybody gets a voice
Friday, March 23, 2007
Call to action
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Book him, Kevo
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Backseat driver

It's been about 10 seconds since I've heard ... wait, here comes another one, about some state or community wishing to ban use of cell phones in vehicles. As one of the maniacs who occassionally veers toward the center line when he dials (you should see me text message), I can't say I completely disagree with the banning of cell phones in cars. As a journalist, it would be hard to part with my vehicular cell phone responsibility. Because, as I received my journalism education, I was encouraged to always drive up to any assignment talking on my cell phone – thus giving the appearance of importance and that I may be talking deadlines with my editor or getting filled in with late-breaking news. While, in reality, I'm usually being scolded by my wife for not picking up dog poop in the backyard or being reminded to pick up bread at the store. But I worry about the added burden on police officers to pull people over for talking on cell phones plus the hassle. "Officer, I'm talking on the cell phone, could you please just give me the ticket quicklike so I can move. It's an important call ... no, I'm not going to hang up. Owww, you can't arrest me ... I'll have to call you back."
So as a compromise, instead of banning cell phones, which I think would send the wrong messages to kids wanting to be journalists (Hi, Brooklyn, Daddy loves you) why don't we just ban use of cell phones in the front seat. Then, (if you're not Dikembe Mutombo) you would be forced to pull over and make your call. And, let's face it, cops would have a much easier time trying to find somebody trying to talk on their cell phone and drive from the backseat at the same time! Ta-Dah!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Let thine donate thy stuff and forsake what thou stuff is

Okay, IRS, you've really done it now. Thanks to new restrictions, I can no longer just give stuff away to Goodwill or ARC or RUFF (Really Ugly Furniture Foundation), I must now document it in detail lest I face an audit. Gone are the days when a blank receipt from MOOMPS (Monkeys Outraged over Misdemeanor Prison Sentences) would suffice. Why can't we just leave well enough alone? Can't you just trust that I'm giving a honest donation to WIFFO (Women Interested In Finding Football Odors). You know whose going to really suffer? The non-profits who collect this stuff. I heard a news report last night recommending you photograph the items you are donating. Are you kidding? Now I'm really going to think twice before I donate my crusty old pairs of boxer shorts to PEEPOU (Puppies Encouraging Enthusiastic Parting Of Underwear) because that's just not something that should be digitally preserved. Once again, the small people will be hurt. I dread having to say no when SCROG (Scooters Courting Really Old Grandmas) calls and asks if I have items to leave on my front porch). Call your Congressman, call your uncle, we must do something. I can't stand to see great organizations like SSIDR (Sisters Stuck in Dressing Rooms) fall by the wayside.
Monday, March 19, 2007
It's a bird, it's a plane

This is Airbus's new superjumbo jet. It has a wingspan wider than a football field and space for more than 500 passengers. The A380 is making its first flight to the United States today in New York! This is ridiculous. It's 2007, I thought we were supposed to have flying cars by now. Here's a guess, I bet the bathrooms are exactly the same size.
Friday, March 16, 2007
First on scene
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Past, present firefighters make push for Schissler
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Dreamweaver

I had a dream the other night I was buying potato soup on a New York City street corner. Okay, okay, it doesn't have the same impact of Martin Luther King Jr. or even the prophecy delivered long ago to my Dad in a dream forewarning of "three bangs and a wall of water." We determined it meant either Cherry Creek Dam was going to burst or the toilet was going to break. I'm still collecting plungers. What does my dream mean? You tell me. Here's what I recall, I originally asked the burly street vendor, who was behind a counter so huge I felt like a midget, for chicken noodle soup. But he misheard me, and said "Chicken Nugget? We don't have it." I then asked for potato soup but he cast me a werid glance – I think it's because the menu actually said potato salad. He then asked me what year I graduated – I think this is because for some reason, I was wearing my high school letterman's jacket. Odd, because I never had one. You can't letter in newspaper production. Maybe it was my wife's. What happened next? The baby started screaming and I woke up. The weirdest part? I was apparently buying the soup so I could pour it on New York City streets so I wouldn't slip and fall. Counterintuitive? You bet!
I can usually piece together pieces of my actual life to substantiate my dreams. In this instance. My sister is traveling to New York this week to see a Broadway play - thus the NYC connection. My mother recently met up with an old friend who is now a custodian working at the high school where I graduated from. Thus the graduation question and possibly the secret identity of the soup vendor. Why did I need to pour it on the street – maybe you can help. Isn't it crazy how our minds work? Any crazy dreams you can recall?
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
No longer a victim
From an NBC story about the interview.
"The whole thing turned on him like it was his fault," Sheree Clay said. "We send our kids to school to be taught ... It's just wrong that a teacher would that. It shouldn't be acceptable."
The family's attorney, Gary Fielder, added, "We are talking about an older person in a position of power and responsibility manipulating a child into thinking that this child wanted sexual contact."
Don't get me started on the lawyer. But are the inmates running the asylum here? So outraged, it's so wrong and yet you held off reporting it to the police? Are you kidding me? If my kid comes to me with that, I'm going to the cops, I don't care if he never speaks to me again.
There's a risk in doing the media thing – plastering your face all over the TV. And I think this teen cashed in his victim card today. Though Carrie McCandless still needs to be rightfully punished for what happened (because she's in a position of power), this now seems about as consensual as it could get.
I know you're out there. What do you think? Let me know.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Is there an impersonator in the house?
Friday, March 9, 2007
Music debate ready to roar
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Men, this is what we've been waiting for

In this dark time of no NFL football, a light at the end of the tunnel comes from a Duke University student. This could be the biggest thing since the remote control.
Raleigh, N.C. - When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle.
So the engineering graduate built himself a contraption to help remind him of campus life: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control.
"I conceived it right after I got out," said Cornwell, a May 2006 graduate from Huntington, N.Y. "I missed the college scene.
It embodies the college spirit that I didn't want to let go of." It took the 22-year-old Cornwell about 150 hours and $400 in parts to modify a mini-fridge common to many college dorm rooms into the beer-tossing machine, which can launch 10 cans of beer from its magazine before needing a reload.
With a click of the remote, fashioned from a car's keyless entry device, a small elevator inside the refrigerator lifts a beer can through a hole and loads it into the fridge's catapult arm. A second click fires the device, tossing the beer up to 20 feet - "far enough to get to the couch," he said.
Is there a foam explosion when the can is opened? Not if the recipient uses "soft hands" to cradle the can when caught, Cornwell said.
In developing his beer catapult, Cornwell said he dented a few walls and came close to accidentally throwing a can through his television. He's since fine-tuned the machine to land a beer where he usually sits at home, on what he called "a right-angle couch system." For now, the machine throws only cans, although Cornwell has thought about making a version that can throw a bottle. The most beer he has run through the machine was at a party, when he launched a couple of 24-can cases.
"I did launch a lot watching the Super Bowl," he said. "My friends are the reason I built it. I told them about the idea and hyped it so much and I had to go through with it." A video featuring the device is a hit on the Internet, where more than 600,000 people have watched it at metacafe.com, earning Cornwell more than $3,000 from the Web site.
Cornwell said he has talked to a brewing company about the machine, but right now only one exists. Asked if he might start building some for sale, he said: "I'm keeping that option open, depending on interest." When Cornwell was a student at Duke he participated in the engineering school's robotic basketball contests, said mechanical engineering Professor Bob Kielb. He said students tried to build a robot that could retrieve a pingpong ball and toss it into a small hoop.
"He always did well in it," Kielb said. "He came up with completely unique ideas."
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Money talks so citizens have to hollar
If residents don't raise a stink now about this now – they don't have a prayer. If they wait until an agreement is on the table they might as well be trying to talk Britney back into rehab – ain't gonna happen. Yes, city goverment is for the people, by the people (Bartender, another round of Yada's) but cities see $ signs. They see a giant race track bringing lots of people to town and lots of moolah! They don't see the giant diesel fumes wafting over Reunion's Big Red Barn – that's the job of the residents. So criticize the anti-NASCAR people all you want, as being premature and over eager to shoot this proposal down. But, for these folks, its speak now or forever hear the roar of engines.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
The view up here
Sometimes it's easier to relate to somebody if you can see where they stand or, in this case, sit. Yes, indeed, this is my desk and where I spend far too much time. A brief tour: To the far left is my Dwight Schrute bobblehead (Watch The Office on NBC – hilarious). He's standing on my alarm clock – I snooze about 2 p.m. – it's right in front of my fancy phone –my key to the world and all the big news. Just to the right of that is my mess of technological stuff that is really cool. It includes my cell phone, a digitial recorder, my video Ipod, two USB cables (one for a camera, one for the iPod). Wait, that's not all, it's all on top of my Mini Mac. You can't miss my larger-than-life computer monitor but on top of it is a bottle of honey (don't ask), a box of tissues and a small trophy statue that when positioned the right way looks very inappropriate. To the right is my calendar – I normally use it to acknowledge that I missed yesterday's appointments. Just below that is a candy dish I swiped from the bosses' office. It's empty now so I'm considering returning it. Above my calendar are some documents that just seemed way to important to bury under the cesspool of other important documents on my desk. Oh yeah, there's some inspirational articles too that I read when I needed to be reminded why I didn't take a job as a computer software engineer. And, since I know you're going to ask, that big hairy blob in the background above my monitor is a scary Halloween mask because you never know when you're going to be called in to do some Dateline undercover work.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Preview
Friday, March 2, 2007
Not so bad after all
Reality Check.
It now all seems pretty trivial as I think of the folks dealing with the aftermath of a swath of killer tornadoes across the Southeast United States yesterday. People dead, families torn aparts, lives shattered. We're pretty lucky here - the weather natural disasters are few and far between and rarely deadly. I'm keeping those people of places like Georgia and Alabama in my thoughts today.