This story would be really strange to me if it hadn't happened in Scranton, P.A. – fictional home to NBC's "The Office."
Apparently, a Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct.
Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.
"It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was outside or drunk," Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. "The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop."
A few random thoughts:
I hope prosecutors don't bump it up to a felony count of aggravated toilet abuse.
Apparently the toilet is being defended by the I.C.U.P. (International Congregation for United Toilets).
How much street cred will this lady have in prison? What'd you do? I screamed at a toilet. Whoaaa!
